Category: Joke Board
For all you wine lovers out there, this is note-worthy!!!!
Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2007, it will begin offering
customers a new discount item ---- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The
world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo
Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in
the $2 - $5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand
into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine,"
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at the University of
Arkansas.
"But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of
popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is
not a white meat.
Bob
Wow! That's grate! I'll keep a look out for that, and I certainly hope they don't name it Chateau Traileur Parc
lol, Sarcasticly saying.
LOL Bob. I can't believe you posted a top 10 list. Shame on you. Now pass the vinegar...er...wine.
When I ssaw "Chateau Traileur Parc" guess who I thought of?
Bob
um yourself that's my guess. lol. Not really, b8ut the joke was good. *smiles
Okay Damia, reading this post will infect your computer with trailor parkidas. If you want to know what that's like, ask Becky.
Bob